— Listicles —Autographed Items in Which the Item Is Precious and the Signer Is Famous but the Incongruity of Their Combination Diminishes Their Value
The game ball for Super Bowl XXIII, autographed by David Hyde Pierce
Action Comics No. 1, signed by Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale
Jean François Millet’s The Gleaners, signed by the starting lineup of the 1998 Denver Broncos
Boba Fett’s helmet from The Empire Strikes Back, signed by Walter Mondale
A first-edition copy of Ulysses, autographed by Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Daniel O’Keefe doesn’t need your charity. But he’ll take it. A writer for a weekly New Jersey newspaper, he spends his time attending to anything prefixed by the word “municipal.” When not thus engaged, he does things like this. Who are you to judge him?