Pimposium: A Rediscovered Platonic Dialogue
Socrates: I suppose you know, that it's hard out here for a pimp?
Other Entities That Are Not Great, According to an Inebriated but Still Quite Formidable Christopher Hitchens
Frosted Flakes: The rabid frothing of their pathetic anthropomorphic tiger mascot notwithstanding, these "flakes" decompose in seconds into an insipid, over-sweet slurry.
Bush Feet Under
The Final Moments of the George W. Bush Administration