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Thursday, June 5, 2008

— Listicles —
Names for Baby Girls Born to Chemists

Good Names

Ester
Phthalia
Chiral
Valence
Catheryne
Lauryl
Chlora
Pico
Nitrilia
Calomel

Bad Names

Bromina
Sulphia
Butylbella
Burette
Anne-Hydride
Chelatte
Ethylene
Lanthanella
Carboxalina
Madison

Timon Buys and Ian Wilson are scienceful. They live in Vancouver, Canada (which looks as dumb in print as "Dallas, America"). Ian is the tall one. Their work has also appeared at The Science Creative Quarterly, especially at its FILTER addendum. Their stray thoughts pop up at putitinh.wordpress.com.