Wednesday, April 23, 2008 |
— Listicles —
Everything I Need to Know I Learned Watching Bravo
Lydia Ondrusek
or
Is Top Chef On Yet?
- Black clothes are good. Black food is bad.
- Some things will never, ever, go well together.
- “Fierce” can be used as a modifier for almost anything.
- “Soignée,” also, can be used as a modifier for almost anything.
- It’s bad to bore people. Boring judges is punishable by death.
- Things change, and they do so suddenly.
- It’s good to have a lot of knives.
Lydia Ondrusek is a long-married mother of two busy writing her way out of a paper bag. Look for her micro-fiction upcoming soon at Sniplits.com.
