Amazon Rankings of Children’s Books by Christopher Hitchens

by Mick Stingley

Mommy’s Not Going to Heaven,
“Finally! This is the definitive atheist and antitheist polemic teaching tool for children!”

Yes, You’ll Thank Him When You’re the Coolest Cat at That Wedding or Bar Mitzvah

Mr. Nick Jezarian, your humble coëditor and breakdancer extraordinaire, will instruct you How to Do the Kick Worm, over at Instructables, the world’s biggest Show & Tell.

And now you’re the hit of every wedding or bar mitzvah to come.

Tribal Elders, It Will Take More Than a Mere Car Alarm to Thwart Indiana Jones

by Andrew Kiraly

As we approach the hour of the Festival of the Great One, when we bow and offer sacrifice to He of the Moon and the Tides, I must speak openly and say it will take more than a mere car alarm to thwart Indiana Jones from stealing the golden image of our Most Supreme Tecuciztécatl,.

Mailer Meets Maker

Mr. Norman Kingsley Mailer, the legendary writer and pugilist, now punching God in the face.

Rocking the WGA Strike, Pt. II

Presenting some of Y.P.R.’s archive of screenplays, treatments, pitches, and script coverage.

How to Be Productive During a Writers’ Strike

Hey, striking screenwriters: Why not turn off Final Draft and flip open Microsoft Word for NaNoWriMo?
NOVELIZATIONS, people!

Y.P.R.: Offically Nonrequired

Suggested names for The Best American Nonrequired Reading.