Monday, October 1, 2007
Drunken Comebacks I'll Remember to Say Next Time I'm Not So Drunk
“Check your mouth’s inbox. My fist has sent it an Evite.”
“My earlier work, which I’ve also yet to write, is much better.”
“Does secondhand karate bother your sinuses too?”
“I bet if we had an argument about music, you’d be the one defending ska.”
“I’d Google you but I don’t have access to the Buttholenet.”
Andrew Kiraly was born and raised in Las Vegas, and he's still recovering. He is managing editor of alt-weekly Las Vegas CityLife.
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