— Listicles —

What Various People Would Turn Into if, Subject to the Rules Established for the Care of Mogwai in the 1984 Movie Gremlins, They Were Fed after Midnight

Even Sexy Adventurers Get the Blues: A Dickerson P. Cockley Adventure "Is that it?" He screamed at me. "You had enough?"

Ponce de León Attempts to Play Off Not Finding the Fountain of Youth as if the Whole Thing Had Been a Joke Exploring is my thing. But joking around is my other thing. I'd like people to think of me as the fun conquistador.

Memorable Lines from Anti-Sniper Movies My victims live on in my mind. I'd kill them again, but my own life is the only one I don't have the guts to take.