Pennsylvania is a nondescript series of convenience stores, sleepwalking civilians, and gently rolling mountains. Should have picked up a magazine or a book or something at the bus depot. These guns take up all the room in my bag and aside from the medical kit and the electronic devices, the thing for jimmying doors, and the quarter stick of dynamite, plus the travel razor and that gel stuff that makes my cowlick turn down, there’s hardly room for anything else.
Or else what? You’ll use your lightning finger to fry me to a crisp? Or maybe you’ll just give me a quick zap and teach me a lesson in humility that’ll forever change my perspective on the narrow definition of what it means to be normal, and which will positively affect the way I’ll interact with people from this day forward?