Thursday, May 31, 2007 | Listicles
Rejected Titles for Beyoncé’s New Album, Inspired by Today® Contraceptive Sponge FAQs and the “Bubblestand” Episode of SpongeBob SquarePants
Nulliparous
Pelvic Woo
Natural Vaginal Tissue
Bubble-Wand
Bring-It-Around-Town
Ribbon Loop
Sperm Matrix
Sudsy
Repeated Intercourse
Lessons for Beginners
Semi-Squatting Position
…A Dozen or More Daily Partners
Dipped and Ready to Go
Technique, Technique, Technique, Technique, TECHNIQUE!
Dimple Side Up
William Walsh’s stories have appeared in New York Tyrant, Juked, Rosebud, Lit, Crescent Review, Quarterly West, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and elsewhere. Portions of his derived text series sourced from the many (many) books of Calvin Trillin have been featured in Caketrain, Opium, Elimae, and 3711 Atlantic. His first novel, Without Wax, is forthcoming with Casperian Books.