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Ways in Which Tom Cruise Is Like Jesus Christ

by Matt Evans

1. Stereotypically Semitic facial features.
2. Low body fat.
3. Great with fans.
4. Has ambiguous, controversial relations with women.
5. Reads from right to left …

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A Polish Glimpse of Earth
Anglia -- England
Szkocja -- Scotland
Walia -- Wales
Irlandia -- Ireland
Wielka Brytania -- Great Britain
Zjednoczone Królestwo - United Kingdom
Niemcy -- Germany
Japonia -- Japan
Stany Zjednoczone Ameryki - The United States of America
Francja -- France
Hiszpania -- Spain
Wenezuela -- Venezuela

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Literary Blunder
Wednesday, May 16, 2007   |    Fiction

Further Proof That Citysearch is Useless

by Harris Bloom

The Lunch Spot
Posted by Written by MiHope
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

This place is totally awesome. Everything about it is great, especially the service, specifically Michael - he’s the best waiter in New York. I swear, he makes eating there into an experience you won’t soon forget. While the food is great and all, my friends and I go mainly because he works there. So when you go, make sure you ask to sit in his station. Especially if you’re single and cute, since he is.

The Quail’s Egg
Posted by HotInKitchen
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Chef Tomas Riccio has done it again. After closing his last restaurant due to artistic differences with his idiotic financier, Mr. Riccio has taken sublimeness to new heights here. Everything on the menu is fantastic. The venison is tender and robust, the salmon is buttery and he does things with chicken that you wouldn’t believe. If I owned a top restaurant here or in Paris, I’d scoop him up post haste. One bit of advice though - If you’re thinking of opening a restaurant, don’t partner with Jeffrey Chorloff. He’s a jerk.

ISIS
Posted by ISABEL
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

ISIS IS THE HOTTEST CLUB AROUND!! IT IS FULL OF A-LIST CELEBRITIES EVERY WEEKEND AND ON FRIDAY NIGHT’S, LADIES DRINK FREE BEFORE 11!!! - THAT’S RIGHT!! FREE!!!! THE BOUNCERS ARE COOL AND THE BARTENDERS ARE THE BEST IN THE CITY!!! SO DON’T MISS OUT ON A GREAT TIME!! GO TO ISIS THIS WEEKEND!!! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!

Bar on First
Posted by BeerMan
NOT RECOMMENDED

I used to a regular here but since they fired their longtime bartender, Geoff, I stopped going. The place just didn’t seem the same without him. While the other bartenders are okay, no one compares to Geoff. Whatever he did to get fired, whether it was being chronically late for work, showing up wasted and/or stealing tips, I’m sure that he’s really sorry and that it won’t happen again.

Jim’s Bar and Grill
Posted by Jim
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

In the neighborhood for over 20 years, Jim’s Bar and Grill offers great food at a reasonable price. The wait staff is warm and accommodating, we have 50 beers on tap, and we even have a kids menu for your little ones. And I’m there every day making sure everyone’s happy.

Harris Bloom doesn't know you yet, but just wait. He will.