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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Friday, April 13, 2007

R.I.P., K.V. Jr.

The Y.P.R. Book Club’s salute to Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s Canon

or,
Welcome to the Honkey House

Vonnegut's Asshole

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Yankee Pot Roast rewinds to the fall of 2005, when the Y.P.R. Book Club skimmed and parodied the complete works of everybody’s favorite crotchety old curmudgeon, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.


Excerpts from Other Speeches Mistakenly Attributed to Kurt Vonnegutby Geoff Wolinetz
Hello, welcome to Mount Rushmore. I’ll be your tour guide, Kurt. Please take all the photographs you like. If the H-bombs come and destroy us all, you’ll want to remember what the mountain looks like…

Highlights from Kurt Vonnegut’s Friar’s Club Roastby Jeremy Martin
Jimmy Kimmel, Gilbert Godfried, Sarah Silverman, Adam Corolla, and Bea Arthur rip on the old crank.

“Now It Can Be Sold” by Drinkmore Stoutby J. M. Houk
Dear Sir, pathetic sir, lonely sir, You are an experiment by the Creator of Apple. You are the only person left in the World who is literate and has the ability to communicate beyond grunting …

The Good Newsby Jeremy Martin
A Story Somewhat in the Telegraphic, Schizophrenic Manner of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Writing Goodlyby Kurt Vonnegut Jr.*


Deadeye Dicks
A Collection of K.V. Portraits & Self-portraits
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André Carrilho, The New York Times | Self-portait by K.V.







* Not really.

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