History Comes Alive at Colonial Williamsburg, Brooklyn!

by Kathy Salerno

See the past come out and say, “Hey … what’s up?” at Colonial Williamsburg, Brooklyn! Here are just some of the too-cool-for-the-museum attractions …

Sunday Brunch with Arcade Fire

by Marc Peacock Brush

A dessert cart approaches the table and Régine attacks it with the straw end of a broom. Tim and Jeremy don Detroit Lions helmets and butt the cart until it capsizes. Tartes leak jelly filling across the carpet.

Happy Birthday, Penn Jillette!

Dear Penn, How do you do that trick where take away your assistant’s vocal cords? See, I’ve got this assistant at the office—she’s an excellent worker, and quite a peach, but something of a chatterbox. It’s always yap, yap, yap,…

Happy Birthday, Chastity Bono!

Dear Chas, Well, who’s America’s most famous lesbian daughter now? You got served, bitch! Happy birthday! XO, Mary Cheney…

Happy Birthdays, John Irving and Tom Wolfe!

Dear John/Tom, I had a little extra time on my hands last week, so I swung by the bookstore and picked up your latest respective offerings. John, your new book is wonderful. My puppy pit bull, Eudora, likes to relieve…