Valentine's Day Massacre
Unrequited Love from Y.P.R.’s Past
“Valentine Affairs of the Famous, as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets” by George Motisher
Featuring: Saddam Hussein & Sandra Day O’Connor! Sylvester Stallone & Meryl Streep! Laura Bush & Kim Jong Il! Arnold Schwarzenegger & Hillary Clinton! Pope John Paul II & Anna Nicole Smith (Alas, both now gone … )
“More Valentine Affairs of the Famous, as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets” by George Motisher
Featuring: Bill Gates & Martha Stewart! Pat Robertson & Shirley MacLaine, et al. …! Michael Eisner & Minnie Mouse …? Stephen King & Condoleezza Rice …!
“Timeless Stories of Love for Valentine’s Day” by Anthony Jaffe
“Are You Lonesome Tonight?” by Kim Bosch