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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Valentine's Day Massacre

Unrequited Love from Y.P.R.’s Past

A Map of the Human Heart

“Valentine Affairs of the Famous, as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets” by George Motisher

Featuring: Saddam Hussein & Sandra Day O’Connor! Sylvester Stallone & Meryl Streep! Laura Bush & Kim Jong Il! Arnold Schwarzenegger & Hillary Clinton! Pope John Paul II & Anna Nicole Smith (Alas, both now gone … )

“More Valentine Affairs of the Famous, as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets” by George Motisher

Featuring: Bill Gates & Martha Stewart! Pat Robertson & Shirley MacLaine, et al. …! Michael Eisner & Minnie Mouse …? Stephen King & Condoleezza Rice …!

“Timeless Stories of Love for Valentine’s Day” by Anthony Jaffe

“Are You Lonesome Tonight?” by Kim Bosch

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