Zach de la Rocha Performs the Preschool Poetry Slam Circuit
Three Blind Mice
Check-a check-a check it out, yo:
Three blind mice, ugh!
Three blind mice, ugh!
See how they run like downtrodden peasants from the bourgeois armies glorified by eons of lies and a Eurocentric history perpetuated without morals, muthafuckas!
They don’t want ya gettin’ hip to the horrors, suckas!
Blasted out in Baghdad, drugged in Darfur!
Eyes gouged out yo’ dome piece! Viet Nam, ugh!
Hey yo, three blind mice:
You’re BLIND, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!
Pop Goes the Weasel
Hey yo, all around the cobbler’s bench,
The monkey chased the weasel.
I won’t pray to a white Jesus, muthafucka!
Pop goes the weasel.
UGH!
Old MacDonald
Hey yo, check this out:
Old Macdonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
And yo, on this farm were some devil-ass PIGS!
E-I-E-I-yo, break it down!
From the putrid sty of bigotry, injustice reared its ugly head,
And yo, I put a cap right through its muthafuckin’ teeth!
An ominous portent, the Ghetto Bird, flew overhead,
While the L.A.P.D. choked out Rodney King beneath!
Old Macdonald’s corrupt justice system harbored the PIIIIIIGGGGSSSAAAHHH!!!
E-I-E-I-O.
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Hey yo, baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Hell na, hell na, not for you, fool!
Hey yo, the complacent masses need to wake the hell up!
I’m about to break it down, sheep. Break it up!
With the F to the R to the E-E-D-O-M!
Nine millimeters of chrome for the Unlce T-O-Ms!
I said rise up, rise up, hey yo, check this out, suckas!
Take back what is rightfully yours, muthafuckas:
WOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Hey yo, row, row, row my boat
Gently down the stream?
Fuck you, I won’t
Do I won’t
Do I won’t
Do I won’t
Do
What
You
Tell
Me…
MUTHAFUCKAAAAS!!!
UGH!