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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Coming Soon(-ish)

Mr. Josh Abraham, your humble coëditor, had been mostly absent from this site for much of the past year, busy making a moving picture (or “talkie” as the kids are calling them these days). The film, American Standard, is currently in postproduction, undergoing the exciting processes of color correction, sound mixing, and the occasional reshoot or pickup shot.*

The rough cut was shipped off to the fine folks in Park City, Utah, last week. Please enjoy the teaser and the extended trailer, below. And, yes—investment opportunities remain available!

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Teaser Trailer
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SMALL [7 MB]
MEDIUM [15 MB]
LARGE [35 MB]
HIGH-DEF [52 MB]

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Theatrical Trailer
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SMALL [9 MB]
MEDIUM [21 MB]
LARGE [38 MB]
HIGH-DEF [72 MB]

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*Want to be an extra in one of those pickup shots this Monday, October 9? Shoot us an e-mail: extras@americanstandardthemovie.com.

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