Many, many inquiries… too few fingers. Here’s the update you’ve all been waiting for. We’re nailing down the specifics for Issue #1, and we’ll be opening up the floodgates for Issue #2 shortly. Bear with us.
Disquieting Modern Trends: Things That Should Work Better in an Age of Unprecedented Technological Mastery and Yet, Maddeningly, Do Not Edition
Nail Clippers | Solvents | Cellphones, Cellphone VoiceMail, Basically the Entire Telecom Promise of Constant and Immediate Connection | The Fact That You No Longer Have to Sign Your Credit Card Slips Which Suggests That, in Fact, You Never Really Had to Sign the Damned Things at All Even Though, for Years, They Made It Seem Like You Absolutely DID | Microwave Ovens 
Dear Mr. Cigarette
Mr. Cigarette c/o My Virtual Counselor Quit Right!™ Nicotine Replacement Systems 15 Washington Blvd Suite 25A Plattsmouth, NE 68048 Dear Mr. Cigarette, I have to say right off the bat that I feel a little weird writing you, but my...
¡Los Bastardos Anónimos!
what the hell man you stole my internet name I am so frikin mad I am going to eat this whole bag of cheetos and cry in my closet GOD! just kinda felt the urge to search for my nick,...
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