Fear Not, Shreeks Aren’t Dead, They’re … Resting

Dear Readers,

Thank you for your patience while we wait to post our next Shreek of the Week of the Day. Unfortunately, we are stuck on the Police and their tune “Every Breath You Take”. We’re hanging on to this song for our beloved and very skinny friend, Todd Zuniga. He is on planet Boron right now fighting the intergalactic Dolemites who trying to import a form of celestial fascism on the tiny planet. Todd is a real saint to take on their protection. If he doesn’t make it back by Wednesday, we’ll assume the Dolemites annihilated him or that the Borons committed a mutiny and shanked him in the showers.

Till next tune!

- The Editors