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Dear Kind and Patient Readers

While one-third of our editorial juggernaut begins principal shooting on his first motion picture, two-thirds of us were away on a long vacation, and as such, you’ve noticed things have been reasonably bare around here. As always, we’re sorry for be negligent, horrible people.

If you’ve sent us some of your fine fiction over the last month or so, we’ll be responding to you this week. Sorry about all that wait. When you’re as dimwitted as we are, it’s hard to keep everything straight.

Also, there’s going to be a big announcement around here this week, so stay tuned for that.

Best,
YPR