Despite your long association with our client, in recent times incontrovertible evidence has surfaced, including (but not limited to) the failure of eyes to close when lips are kissed, a measurable lack of tenderness in fingertips, and apparent attempts to…
Since the article titled “My Huge Head” first appeared on YankeePotRoast.org back in April of 2003, I’ve gotten a handful of emails regarding it. There was the one from a man named Cleveland who shared my plight and wanted…
To the Taft Elementary Parent-Teacher Association: We have received a number of angry letters, irate phone calls and obstreperous personal-space intrusions from members of the local community expressing concern over our school library’s inclusion of the popular illustrated children’s book,…
