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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Table For Two (Morons)

Putting aside the egregious health code violation that comes with allowing a cat to dine at your restaurant for the moment, why would he use a fork to scratch his nose? He’s got claws, for God’s sake. Also, when are we going to bury the notion that the the quality of a restaurant is proportional to the amount of flatware on the table? It wasn’t funny when Larry, Moe and Curly did it 70 years ago and it’s not funny now.

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