Thursday, March 2, 2006

Right now, the operations department is desperately trying to get Jim Davis on the horn. The people need to know what actually transpired in today’s strip. In one panel, there’s a cookie and Jon is politely offering to share it with Garfield. Then before I know it, the cookie’s gone, the strip is over, I’ve never seen an exchange, both Garfield and Jon are sporting looks on their faces that read “wow, anal sex does hurt” and the audience is left with a puzzle of the cookie’s fate. Who the hell ate the goddamn cookie?

The Other Side of Yuck "The Other Side of Love" by Yazoo, from (we think) the single, "The Other Side of Love" First week of December, 1982 Imagine the sweetly infectious synth beat of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough", except instead of Martin Gore's...
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The New York Post Lifestyle: Thersday Happy Vagina Day! By Sara Stewart Look out, Eve Ensler, and move over, Madonna--there’s a new girl in town who loves vaginas--and her name is Dr. Carol Schiffman. The author of the sizzling new nonfiction bestseller, The Vagina Whisperer is...
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Mom-and-Pop Business Takes an Advertising Cue from Guitar Center WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! It’s Al’s Bait Shop’s twelfth annual LIQUIDATION EXTRAVAGANZA IMPOSSIBLE!

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