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—After the attendees pledged undying love and allegiance to our robot overlords for being so pure and great, the evening kicked off with the award for Best Performance by a Clone or Human/Animal Hybrid. At first Larry Jones 8.0 was…
Chapter 3: Sibling Rivalry … These days, few people remember just how cute Maddox was in the mid-00s. His hair shorn on the sides, leaving tufts of a Mohawk sprouting from his round, Cambodian head. His pudgy, Asian cheeks made…
“Kiss of Life” by Peter Gabriel from the album Security Fifth Week of October, 1982 Let’s settle the “Who was the better member of Genesis” argument right now. If I were an attorney (I’m not), I feel like this would…