Monday, December 5, 2005

BTdingbat3.gifYour humble coëditor, Geoff Wolinetz, makes a mockery of the coming week.
Incoming! December 5, 2005,” at The Black Table.

Fiction
Condolences Posted to the Funeral Home Web Site Upon the Death of "Zesty the Clown" What do I remember about Zesty? He was funny. Except when he performed. But when you ran into him, you know, just out in the community, at the instant check-cashing store, at the emergency room, in a holding cell, inside a Dumpster, he was always funny. Funny scary. Say, what do you call a birthday party without a clown? The end of a child's happiness. Book me today!

--Bill Leffler
"Clunks the Clown"

He Knows When You Are Confused and Disappointed Jon says, "Garfield . . . Santa Claus is coming to town!" and Garfield thinks, "Really?" and then he thinks, "He can stay in my room!" and I think Jim Davis just doesn't care about anything at all anymore....

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