Thursday, December 15, 2005

Jon stands beneath mistletoe (apparently awaiting a kiss from either his cat or dog?). Garfield places a signpost near him reading “Have Pity.” How the cat crafted the sign, I’ve no idea.

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The White Stripes at the Hotel Yorba Personal Assistant: Hello, operator. I would like to book a room for Meg and Jack of the White Stripes.
Receptionist: Oh, the popular beat combo--of course ...
Disquieting Modern Trends: Back to Basics Edition Harry Potter--Just Not Getting Any? | Frat Boys Who Wear Backwards Baseball Caps | "Bands" That Are Really Just One Guy Who Gave Himself a Band Name | When the Little Light inside the Car Doesn't Turn Off as Soon as the Door Is Closed but Instead Fades Dramatically after Eight Seconds | Music on the Radio, Generally | Eva Longoria, Overexposed
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The Absent Adults of Childhood Favorites Speak Mrs. Tina Brown, Mother of Charlie Brown: "Wah wah wahhhh waaaah, wah wahh waah waahhh wah.

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