Ah, 2005—We remember it well. Geoff Wolinetz played the titular role in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, Josh Abraham asked if he could shoot a film in your bathroom*, and Nick Jezarian ate fifty-one grilled cheese sandwiches in an hour, besting his previous record by three sandwiches and no vomit. And the Y.P.R. editors three joined the ranks of the new Cracked magazine, forthcoming in 2006
Cultural critics Will Layman and Ed Fischer, in possession of disquietude meters so finely tuned they can detect the seismic disturbances of a brow being furrowed anywhere on the continent, have kept their unblinking eyes trained upon modern trends that disquiet.
Disquieting Modern Trends
Our across-the-pond ally, Steve Finbow, reported on the escapades of musicians seeking shelter on tour.
Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms
Following, we present some of our very favorite selections from this past year, and a special tip of the hat to Y.P.R.’s very frequent contributors. We’ve begged them to stop, but they keep sending us more material.
Thanks to everyone who made 2005 possible for this humble journal. In 2006, we’ll be switching format to reggaeton/salsa, and we hope you’ll all stick along for the ride.
Those from Whom No Guff Will Be Brooked by Mary Phillips-Sandy
What It’s Like to Have Sex with Me by Chris Granger
I Am a Terrible Person to Cheat on Your Boyfriend With by Matt Borden
Unlikely Pen Pals: Penny Dobson, Seventh-Grader from Suburban New Jersey circa 1985, and Vladimir Tarkovsky, Inmate of a Siberian Gulag circa 1952 by Aaron Starmer
Questions for Discussion by Joseph Rogers
Chuck Palahniuk Mows the Lawn by Jesse Kavadlo
How to Get a New York City Straphanger to Bankroll Your Alternative Lifestyle by Tony Antoniadis
Hamlet by P. G. Wodehouse by Jaime J. Weinman
Karl Rove’s Ringside Boasts by Michael Rottman
Rejected Letters to Penthouse Forum by Ed Murray
An Internet Humor Writer Comes Clean by Christopher Monks
Sad Face/Happy Face by Aaron Belz
Kent Roberts, author of A Portrait of Yo Momma as a Young Man, sent a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the Pulitzer Prize Committee: Selling Myself, Installment I
And frequent contributor Dennis DiClaudio (author of The Hypochondriac’s Big Book of Scare-the-Shit-Out-of-You Diseases) brought us a message from avian influenza: A Message from Avian Influenza A (H5N1) to the People of Planet Earth: I Will Kill You All!
Y.P.R. distributed those five question marks to faux mad scientist Malcolm Gladwell, Queens boy Sam Lipsyte, the almost-famous Sasha Frere-Jones, convicted necropheliac Andrei Codrescu, and disease enthusiast Dennis DiClaudio.
One-Question Interviews
We gave proper farewells to both Nipsey Russell and Pope John Paul II:
R.I.P., Nipsey Russell | Dear Nipsey
Was the Pope Polish?: John Paul II, 1920-2005 | Temping in Vatican City
Radar magazine rose from the dead only to re-die three issues later, just like Christ.
Frequent contributor Angela Genusa reported to us that David Sedaris, the noted anecdotist, is “delighted with Yankee Pot Roast.”
Michael Chabon separated fact from fiction for us: The Amazing Adventure of Michael Chabon and the Golem.
Foreign correspondent Han Yao Wen presented our readers ten prime examples of The Humor from China, a piece which had the unfortunate timing of being published on April 1st, thus prompting many readers to question if it were real or a joke. Mr. Yao Wen is a real, live comedy writer living in Yulin City—unless the joke is on us. (Possible.)
Y.P.R. and Maureen Dowd engaged in some fantasy role-playing games:
Maureen Dowd, Avenging Angel | Maureen Dowd, Untouchable Mutant
As did the The New York Times and Post.
And we lost our spartan, stoic logo: Logo Gallery
The Y.P.R. Book-of-the-Month(-ish) Club
The Y.P.R. Book Club read and discussed the following notable books of the year: J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Jonathan Safran Foer’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Sam Lipsyte’s Home Land, Malcolm Gladwell’s Blink!, and the Complete Canon of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Thanks for reading. Y.P.R. returns in 2006.