Does Your Child Have A.D.H.D.?

by Eric Feezell

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder—commonly called A.D.H.D.—affects an ever-growing amount of today’s children and can be severely debilitating. If you are concerned that your child may have A.D.H.D., the following survey, adapted from the Vanderbilt Assessment Scale and brought to you…

Various Restaurant Menus Explain Themselves

by G. Xavier Robillard

Pietra Fria (Italian)
Italy is known for its warmth and rich food. You will not find those here. Our cuisine comes from Asperghia, a remote hill town nestled high in the Dolomites. Our people are indomitable, and our unique cuisine, as well as the profession of banditry, is handed down from father to son. We do not serve wine, for at an altitude of 3500 meters, grapevines would perish. Olive oil we steal from trade caravans that dare traverse our mountain passes. Enjoy our rock stew, flavored with lichen, or perhaps the tender marmot …

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"Meow."
Bet There's a Half-Eaten Bag Stuffed under the Cat's Bed
Cat Nap
Cat and Dog Watch TV
Cruelty to Animals
Dork Calling Orson
Eyes on Arbuckle
Following the Letter of the Law, but Not the Spirit
Get It? Because He Ate the Bird
Happy Cat
Jon Arbuckle and the Spiders from Mars
Jon Looks Hungover (Stubble, Droopy Eyes) but Garfield Guesses Correctly That the Putz Was Out Late Because He Got Lost
Little Mouse Feet
Raining Cats
Schrödinger's Call
Standing and Delivering
Still
That Cat Demo, Pt. III
The Cat Drinks Some Super-Caffeinated Coffee
The Cat Smiles
The Coveted 18-to-34-Yr-Old Feline Demographic
The Coveted 18-to-34-Yr-Old Feline Demographic, Pt. II
The Supine Feline
Timber?
Will Respond for Food