Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Jon suspects that the fruitcake he received from Mrs. Feeney is the same fruitcake that she sent last year, which he threw away. Garfield offers to get a mallet and wooden stake. Fruitcake jokes, folks. This is what makes Garfield the most successful comic strip in the world: Jim Davis’s keen eye for cultural conventions that have escaped mockery.

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