Thursday, November 24, 2005
What a Turkey
The human catches the cat attempting to steal the turkey.
These antics delight 260 million readers worldwide every day. Four percent of the planet. They love it.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s CanonThe Y.P.R. Book Club reads and absorbs the work of K.V. Jr.“Kilgore Trout”Excerpts from Other Speeches Mistakenly Attributed to Kurt VonnegutSpeech Made by a Tour Guide at Mount RushmoreHello, welcome to Mount Rushmore. I’ll be your tour guide, Kurt. Please take all the photographs you like. If the H-bombs come and destroy us all, you’ll want to remember what the mountain looks like. There are four presidents carved into the mountain: Washington, who owned black people; Jefferson, who also owned black people; Lincoln, a most righteous and decent man who gave the black people their freedom; and Roosevelt, who has a moustache like mine … As the Pizza Turns …Jon has finally gotten through to the pizza joint and placed an order for a pizza that’s going to cost him an arm and a leg … triple toppings of everything. Hopefully, that includes a triple helping of some self-respect….Highlights from Kurt Vonnegut’s Friar’s Club Roast
Jimmy Kimmel: Listen—Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. Too bad it wasn’t so easy for Kurt boy here to get that gerbil to come unstuck from his ass. Am I right, V-man? I bet time didn’t need a DustBuster…
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