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Phone Call Informing the New Nobel Prize Winner in Physics of His Award, Shortly after He’s Had a Breakdown and Reverted to a Childlike State, as KISS Alive Plays in the Background

by David Gianatasio

“Hello, professor? Stockholm here. You’ve won the Nobel Prize for your work on the heat-death of the universe.”
Stars are pretty.
“Yes, well said.
“Star light, star bright,” as it were. You’ve out-shown them all. You’ve won, professor!”
Pretty stars …

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Sunday, October 9, 2005   |    New & Noteworthy

Vonnegut's Asshole

Listen:

The Y.P.R. Book Club hereby selects the entire canon of

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

including the new collection,
A Man without a Country.

Please send forth your Kilgore Troutisms, your sketchy doodles, your decrepit old-man ramblings, your liberal, humanist, psuedo-socialist, socio-satiric, tragicomic, and sci-fi-esque parodies, deleted chapters, adaptations, and so on.

And so it goes.

Man w/o a Country