— Daily Garfield® Digest —

The Cat Drinks Some Super-Caffeinated Coffee

Unlikely Pen Pals: Penny Dobson, Seventh-Grader from Suburban New Jersey circa 1985, and Vladimir Tarkovsky, Inmate of a Siberian Gulag circa 1952 -- I like singing, watching TV (Eight Is Enough!), and writing in my journal.
-- Apologies, my English is poor and for writing there is this nub of coal and this soiled rag only.

Dork Calling Orson The dork calls for a pizza. By way of handwritten oak-tag sign, the cat instructs him to order something larger than large, and calls him a dork in the process. The dork cannot recognize a direct address without a comma,...

Timber? A tree falls and almost hits Garfield. It lands on Jon instead, probably killing him. What the fuck? How is this funny?...