Jon blames Garfield for everything except the weather, but Garfield wants to assume blame for that too. Presumably there’s humor somewhere?
Following the Letter of the Law, but Not the Spirit
The simple human instructs the wicked cat not to kick the retarded dog. Cat slaps dog instead.... 
The Cat Drinks Some Super-Caffeinated Coffee
Maybe it was espresso?...
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-- Apologies, my English is poor and for writing there is this nub of coal and this soiled rag only.
