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Dork Calling Orson

The dork calls for a pizza. By way of handwritten oak-tag sign, the cat instructs him to order something larger than large, and calls him a dork in the process. The dork cannot recognize a direct address without a comma, therefore when reciting the cat’s note, the man calls whoever is on the pizza-end of the phone a dork. Who wrote the sign? The cat? Really? He can write but not speak. Whatever.