I’m kinda pissed. | |
Yes, sir. How can I assist? | |
Wanna see what I do when I run out of pills? My head gets fucked up and it’s making me ill I’ll have to stay up, cuz, shit, I can’t get no sleep Where’s my momma, huh? Cuz my sheets are in a heap. | |
I’m sorry, Mr. Mathers From this I gather You’ve dialed my number because you cannot slumber? | |
Hey, bitch, you gotta get me summat to pop I smoked shit loads but I need tabs to drop And no Pammy Anderson is gonna help me to the land of nod Don’t you run your mouth, what kinda place is, this? God! | |
This is not a pharmacy, Mr. Eminem Unless you want something feminine I can provide tampons or pads Or nappies for incontinent dads | |
I’ll bust your lip if I don’t get something to make me weary Take your best shot, you don’t wanna get me mad and teary I’d kill my momma cuz I need something to make me nap I’m so on edge I can’t think up no more of this rap | |
We are not here to make you soporific Though I thought your last CD terrific I can’t assist you in your need to doze Maybe you should try harder to compose | |
Only way I know is to get me 40 winks Go get me a script, you got Ambien methinks Put yourself in my shoes, I saw it in your brochure Get off your skinny ass, I ain’t a faggot or kosher | |
I think you mean ambience Just a minute and I’ll call an ambulance Agitation, insomnia, and amnesia Just because we couldn’t please ya | |
Come on, bitch, I got platinum outta my cooze but gimme reds, yellowjackets, give me fucking blues I got a trigger on your pussy so gimme Tuinal, Gimme Halcion, gimme Mogadon, it ain’t your funeral | |
Drink your milk and you will drowse Hug your teddy, you big girl’s blouse If you want I’ll tuck you up And maybe that will shut you up | |
If you don’t want a lawsuit, help me be a somnambulist Forget it, no pills, and no booze, I’ll have one off the wrist Sorry I pissed you off, thanks for all your trouble Now, can I picture Britney Spears or maybe Betty Rubble? | |
Not at all, it’s been my pleasure Anything else, I am at your leisure But to stop my housemaids having issues May I suggest you use some tissues |