The Y.P.R. Book Club hereby declares Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Clam by J. K. Rowling its next selection. We’d like to see your magical parodies, deleted chapters, musical adaptations, illustrations, etc., whether you’ve read the book or not.
Please direct your snow owls toward hasselhoff @ yankeepotroast . org.
Recycled, but re-topical: “A Muggle’s Guide to the World of Harry Potter (Written by a Guy Who Never Read the Books or Watched the Films, but Is Pretty Good at Figuring Things Out)” by Pierre “He Who Should Not Be Named” Cavanaugh
All About Me: 12 Poems
Caveman Someday I want to go spelunking again with 400,000 albino epileptics with tails. I haven't done it since I was a sperm. * * * Yamahaha I'm thinking about replacing my vital organs with a synthesizer.... 
Everlasting Gobstopper
In light of topical humor, may we present you with some recycled material? "Wonka'ed" by Geoff Wolinetz...
Judy and Jim in Paris
Ooh, Jim, take a picture. No, not of the Tower, you dunce--we already have a million of those. Turn around. All the way. Use your eyes! Well, I'm not going to point it out for you. Yes, finally. Isn't that...
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