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They also enjoyed watching An Affair to Remember, Brief Encounter, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, and Muppet Treasure Island.
They typically moved into Their Parents’ Basement, A Two-Month Sublet in the Futile Hope that They’ll Be Getting Back Together Soon, and A Squalid Isolated Studio Apartment which Serves as a Constant Reminder of How Pathetic They Are.
People who bought this book tended towards Blistering Self-Recriminations, Blaming Their Exes for Anything That’s Ever Gone Wrong, and Passive-Aggressive Hostility towards the Opposite Sex.
They enjoyed Publicly Berating Their Assistant before the Entire Office, Mailing Their Exes Chunks of Cow Heart, and Leering at that Redhead on the VersaClimber until She Complains to the Gym Manager.
Their next sexual experiences were likely to be Deeply Humiliating and Best Forgotten, A Terrible Lapse in Judgement which Will Most Likely Cost Them Their Jobs, and Accompanied by More Marijuana than They’d Smoked since College.
Readers of this book ended up Joining the Peace Corps, Draining Their Bank Accounts, Gaining So Much Weight that No One Will Ever Be Attracted to Them Again, and Accepting that Their Destinies Are Endless Series of Match.com First Dates which at Best Result in Single Nights of Depressing and Forgettable Sex.
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