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I Am a Terrible Person to Cheat on Your Boyfriend With
by Matt Borden
Maybe you saw me reading poetry, painting a watercolor in the park, greasing my back, or telling a joke. Maybe you were struck by my tousled hair, boyish grin, or carefree nature. Maybe you liked the way I sashayed or…
Excerpts from Dick Cheney’s Duck-Hunting Journal
by Vince LiCata
Tuesday. — Chest doesn’t hurt so much today. I think sleeping in the duck blind all day helped a lot. Also switching from vodka to beer. — Had to give X the Heimlich maneuver after he fell asleep with his…
My Evening With CNN
by Geoff Wolinetz
Me: Hello, CNN. It’s nice to see you. We haven’t spoken for a while. What’s new? CNN: Here are tonight’s top stories. The stepfather of the teenager at the center of the Michael Jackson trial testifies. The Vatican will open…
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