Staff
The source of Yankee Pot Roast's power lies in a wooden staff that was presented unto Y.P.R. by a Nordic wizard. The staff was carved from solid balsa, and contains within power of immeasurable might. It can glow as brightly as the sun and sometimes emits a warm, gentle hum.
The staff is not to be used recklessly.
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