Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam Synopsize Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint
bugs: Nyaah, what’s up, doc?
sam: I’m a-gonna kill that varmint president.
bugs: No you’re not.
sam: Yer doggone right I am. And no flea-bitten rabbit’s a-gonna stop me.
bugs: Oh yeah?
sam: Yeah. That no good mangy varmint’s gotta go.
bugs: You ain’t gonna do it. Flat characters can never kill anyone for real.
sam: Well, this time one of ’em’s a-gonna. Outta mah way, rabbit!
bugs: You can’t do it.
sam: Can too.
bugs: Can not.
sam: Can too.
bugs: Can not.
sam: Can too.
bugs: Can too.
sam: Can not.
bugs: Can too.
sam: Can not— Hey, just a doggone minute! We done got each other’s lines!
bugs: I still say you can’t do it.
sam: You just a-watch me, you moth-eaten critter. Tarnation! You took mah six-shooters!
bugs: Ain’t I a stinker? Come on, doc. We need to go back to Albuquerque.