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In which Y.P.R. covers the Republican invasion of its home town.
Zello, Dolly!, or, Three Big Boobs
How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare on Fire Island by Tony Antoniadis
The As-Yet-Unaired Third ‘Swift Boat Veterans for Truth’ Advertisement by Dennis DiClaudio
My Keynote Address for Tonight’s Family Dinner by Will Layman
Deleted Lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech at the Republican National Convention by Matthew Tobey
How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare on Fire Island
Find someone who seems approachable, then, over drinks, inform her that Bush’s tax cuts overwhelmingly favor the wealthy. If she seems responsive, quietly excuse yourself to hook up a Coldplay ballad on the jukebox. 
From "The Amazing E-mail Letters of Dr. Maria Marinario and Dr. Humphrey Ichovitzsky"
I recently read your article, "The Sex Life of Starfish," and viewed the accompanying video with your photograph on its cover. I found it all most elucidating.
William Shakespeare, da Bard
Shall I compare thy booty to a summer’s day, bitch?
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