Q: Tell me, what is your biggest regret?
A: I should’ve fucked Myrna Loy when I had the chance.
Geoff Wolinetz cannot be found on IMDb because the Hollywood community refuses to acknowledge the production of his seminal masterpiece Come What May, a gritty psychothriller starring a guy who kind of looks like Billy Baldwin and Erin Gray (formerly of “Silver Spoons”). If he were to be found on IMDb, his name would fall between “Geoff Witcher” and “Geoff Wood.” In addition to his imaginary film career, Geoff also maintains an imaginary career as a baron of industry, is lead singer of the imaginary band Kick Ass, Falco, holds an imaginary Olympic gold medal and is an imaginary Pulitzer laureate in the field of journalism for his investigative piece on the albinos of Alaska.
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What did your mom say the first time she read your tales of ribaldry?
Neal Pollack, supercharged satirist
Y.P.R. 1. How come us Jewish folks are so hairy? I look like Robin Williams and the Wolfman had a kid. Neal Pollack Body hair, as you know, contains your unique “chemical signature,” designed by nature to sexually attract other...
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