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Jonathan Ames, Randy Writer
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Neal Pollack, supercharged satirist
Y.P.R. 1. How come us Jewish folks are so hairy? I look like Robin Williams and the Wolfman had a kid. Neal Pollack Body hair, as you know, contains your unique “chemical signature,” designed by nature to sexually attract other...
Tom Perrotta, novelist
Y.P.R. 1. Which do you prefer (to munch on, not to adorn book covers): Pepperidge Farm Goldfish or chocolate-chip cookies? Tom Perrotta I prefer chocolate chip cookies. They don't have as many lawyers. Mr. Perrotta is the author of the...
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