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Sally Forth

Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Climate:
Temperate with cold, cloudy, moderately severe winters with frequent precipitation; mild summers with frequent showers and thundershowers.

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Gute Himmel, haben Sie einen reizenden Busen. Mag ich ihn berühren?
Good heavens, you have a lovely bosom. May I touch it?

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Monday, July 12, 2004   |    Dear Y.P.R.

We Should Go Hat-Shopping Together Sometime

from: Kent Houseman [kentdman@yahoo.com]
to: Y.P.R. [ypr@yankeepotroast.org]
subject: Hello.

Hello, my name is Kent Houseman. This will be the weirdest e-mail you will get in a while. O.K., I read one of your articles. The one talking about the size of your head? Well I have a big head too and am suffering from severe anxiety/stress and antisocial behavior. It’s hard, maybe it doesn’t look as obvious as some think but it does to me in my mind. How do you deal with it, friend? I will keep this one short cause I can imagine what you are thinking already. Sorry if this e-mail is annoying or anything . . . I am an honest person.

Thank you.
Kent