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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Friday, July 16, 2004   |    Daily Garfield® Digest

Still


The tabby cat has spent a week in his master’s easy chair, postureless, glacierlike, mesmerized by the soporific television programming, existing (barely) in a Kafkaesque stupor.

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