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Tuesday, June 8, 2004

Happy Birthday, Nancy Sinatra!

Dear Nance,

Do you know where those boots were made for walking? In Madagascar. By nine-year-olds for eleven cents an hour. Or maybe by eleven-year-olds for nine cents an hour. I don’t remember what they said on 20/20, but it was bad. Really bad.

Happy 63rd Birthday, baby!

Fondly,
Josh

P.S. My boots were made for kicking ass.