Dear Bob,
Happy 48th Birthday!
It’s been too long since we’ve hung out, Bobby. I know you’re a busy man, what with work and family, etc., and I’ve been pretty busy too—my career as an advertising spokesman is really heating up, and I’ve been practicing the drums a lot lately, because I read on thebeachboysfanclub.net message boards that the Boys are talking about a possible reunion tour the summer after next, so, you know, busy busy busy at Camp Stamos!
Rebecca’s been staying at her, uh, grandmother’s house the past couple of weeks—she needed to unwind, you know? But, still, I’ve been really busy. This weekend, though, I’ll tell you: I had a nice quiet relaxing couple of days, for once. Made myself some Dinty Moore and watched Mary-Kate and Ashley on “S.N.L.” Hey, are you going to their 18th Birthday party next month? I never got an invitation.
Anyway, all’s peachy at Casa de Stamos, Bob. I hope I see you soon. Happy Birthday, buckaroo!
Best,
John Stamos