Some Good Possible Names for an Emo Band, Inspired by the 1986 Motion Picture Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Rooney
Save Ferris
Voodoo Economics
Snooty
the Isms
Let My Cameron Go
the Sausage Kings of Chicago
9 Times
Fry Cook on Venus
McClurg
the Fascist Anarchists
Clammy Hands
He’ll Keep Callin’ Me
Greasy Garage-Attendant Joyride
Smashing Ferraris
Trophy on a Wire
Charlie Sheen Cameo
Yell Rat
Headache Fever and a Chill
4000 Restaurants in the Downtown Area
Waistoids & Dweebies
Kiss for Daddy
Jennifer Grey’s Old Nose
Scorching Case of Herpes
Never Had One Lesson
the Mia Saras
Coughlin Bros. Mortuary
Passing Out at 31 Flavors
Soundtrack by Yello
“Shauna1”
1 Y.P.R. is buffaloed: Both the Bible and God came up bupkes on verifying the correct spelling of the name Jeanie tells Charlie Sheen: Shauna? Shana? Shanna? Rhonda? Y.P.R. will buy an imported beer for whomever can provide confirmation.