Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:
Independence is on the march, patriots.
Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa
"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman
Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty
Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng
Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette
A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz
Population Growth Rate:0% (2003 est.)
Learn Dutch!Ik heb twee draaischijven en een microfoon. I've got two turntables and a microphone.
\ Goddamn it! She’s always stealing my thunder! I swear, she’s so totally Paris to my Nicky. I hate her!!!!
Whatevs. I’m the pretty one, anyway.
Previously: « Routh, Phillip Nextly: An Assortment of Love Poems Written with the Assistance of a Pamphlet Entitled “How 2 Write Love Poems That Don't Suck” Distributed by Delias.com, a Clothing Company That Caters to Pre-Teen Girls by Whitney Pastorek »
