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The Journal of Literary Satire | Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited
Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Happy Birthday, Liv Ullmann!

Dear Liv,

Happy 64th Birthday!

Liv, I’m so confused! I don’t get it—how could Liv Tyler and Tracey Ullman have a baby? They’re both girls. Two girls can’t make a baby!

Please hurry.

Josh Abraham

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