Dear Starkweather & Bundy,
Holy crap, you guys share a birthday? I’m seriously creeped out. I know it’s also comedian Billy Connolly’s birthday today, and that daffy Scot has got psycho-killer written all over him. Anyway, I’m glad you pricks are dead.
Hope it’s warm down there,
Josh
November 24, 1956 | Ted Bundy | mass murderer
November 24, 1938 | Charles Starkweather | bell-tower sniper
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