What I Hope to Find in Heaven
Girl Scout cookies
The Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
Clara Peller, the lady from the “Where’s the beef?” commercial
Shag carpeting (white)
A really good radio station
Bingo
Miniature golf
The scent of fabric softener
24-hour Taco Bell
Disco bowling
The entire state of Vermont
At least three roller rinks
Tea parties
Paunchy, slightly balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian print shirts
Firemen’s poles
A boyfriend
Big Wheels
All of the frogs that have given their lives in the name of science.